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ChilliMINI
Fri Apr 20 2007, 02:04PM

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ok then MINI spelt like that.....

i will say 'high' to the dutch one and rich on cunard k??

oh right on the R56, test drivin on tuesday so will see what ya mean exactly.....

am gunna have rubbish weekend. want a new car even thou i have only just got myMINI. its all rubbish

oh im skint too! :oops:

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MINI Poser
Fri Apr 20 2007, 02:10PM
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Yep.

Welcome to the world of MINI and not Classic owners!


Still some people just don't get it....Worrying that these people ARE allowed out into the community in which, we all live....


Run for the hills!

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ChilliMINI
Fri Apr 20 2007, 02:13PM

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yeh lets go now! MINI MINI MINI. i am a new MINI owner

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BlackFerret
Fri Apr 20 2007, 03:10PM
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or we will think you drive an old one????

but most do!!! the R56 is the new one!!!

the r50's are now old :o

anyway... whats this i hear arron has a shiner???

So you can now enjoy the celebrated ale that still eludes the Ferrets of the Gribble Inn - Fursty Ferret
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ChilliMINI
Fri Apr 20 2007, 03:12PM

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???????

does he?? didnt know that one, i'll speak to him later.....

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MINI Poser
Fri Apr 20 2007, 03:18PM
P.C. Red Fox

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The R56s are a concept design that accidently made its way on to the factory floor...

But it was too late to change! :o


Anyway! Who did you hear that from?

And its a lovely purpley, greeny blue shiner!

Very VERY long story but at the end of it, turns out Chavs are actually retards.

Which is nice!

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ChilliMINI
Fri Apr 20 2007, 03:25PM

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not such a bad concept, bit rough round the edges...

yeh chavs are idiots, yes that includes my brother!!!

wen did u get that arron??

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MINI Poser
Fri Apr 20 2007, 07:32PM
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Sunday afternoon!

And oh what followed....

If they had included it in the paper under the title, "Comical Chav Escapades" Im sure it would have made the front page....

I mean...he learnt a good lesson or two.


Don't pick on runners as they may in actual fact be better police officers than some police officers.

Glass conservatory roofs are not stable for flabby chavs

Police dogs are bad news


And finally....you never know if there's a copper around the corner!



Come on! The Sun would love that!

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ChilliMINI
Sat Apr 21 2007, 10:07AM

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HANG ON STOP THE PRESS!

FLABBY CHAV IN CONSERVATORY COLLAPES!!!

OR

DODGY DOGGY IN CHAV LINE UP.

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Shedend
Sat Apr 21 2007, 11:19AM
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The R56s are a concept design that accidently made its way on to the factory floor...

But it was too late to change! :o



So you don't like my new toy Arron

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MINI Poser
Sat Apr 21 2007, 11:45AM
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Lets just say...If I was GIVEN one, I'd have it....but I wouldn't buy one!

What a diplomatic answer that is!


But your car is very nice Dave! Don't worry!

Needs a white roof and wheels though....

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ChilliMINI
Sat Apr 21 2007, 12:30PM

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i love the car dave!! i'd buy one!

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Dave
Sat Apr 21 2007, 12:47PM


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HANG ON STOP THE PRESS!

FLABBY CHAV IN CONSERVATORY COLLAPES!!!

OR

DODGY DOGGY IN CHAV LINE UP.

LOL and there was me thinking it was a another caught with trousers around the ankles incident.

MINI Project Loon : MINIProject.co.uk
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MINI Poser
Sat Apr 21 2007, 12:51PM
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Shedend
Sat Apr 21 2007, 04:09PM
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Lets just say...If I was GIVEN one, I'd have it....but I wouldn't buy one!


But thats the way you always get your MINIs

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Shedend
Sat Apr 21 2007, 04:11PM
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a man of good taste

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MINI Poser
Sat Apr 21 2007, 06:07PM
P.C. Red Fox

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My MINI is MY MINI!

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Shedend
Sat Apr 21 2007, 09:52PM
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untill you leave the keys in it on a run

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MINI Poser
Sat Apr 21 2007, 09:54PM
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Last person to do that had a VERY expensive repair bill!

Be warned!

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MINI Poser
Sun Apr 22 2007, 12:56PM
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Drogba is going to be very fat if Mr T keeps giving him Snickers eh Dave?

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